Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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