Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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