whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
