the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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