if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Did you pee in the oven last night??
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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