I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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