the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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