Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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