I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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