How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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