No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
