i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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