Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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