I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo