I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Randomize
