fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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