This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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