I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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