we're blogging at a bar
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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