everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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