im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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