Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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