His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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