I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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