check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS