so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Some milfs here doing some blow
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.