Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates

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(804): View more from Virginia

my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.

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I'm on my way.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.

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(541): View more from Oregon

You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.

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who'd you have sex with.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.

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(705): View more from Ontario

my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia

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(563): View more from Iowa

A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.

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THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS

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