Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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