go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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