so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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