I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Randomize
