4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
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I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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