And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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