Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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