i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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