i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
did i walk over a car last night?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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