you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together