im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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