Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.