I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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