If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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