I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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