Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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