Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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