It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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