Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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