Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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