Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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