well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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