there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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