I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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