I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The Olympian is in my bed
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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