Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
You surviving the open bar?
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it wasn't lemon gatorade
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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