I just threw up on my dentist
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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