We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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