Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.