who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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