Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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