another moral hangover. fuck.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.