I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar