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• (361): View more from Texas

  One girl and one boy is just not enough.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  never. drinking. again.

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  lets not get ahead of ourselves.

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• (518): View more from New York

  He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.

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• (760): View more from California

  You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare

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• (818): View more from California

  more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever

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