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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I think my vagina is haunted

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• (949): View more from California

  so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"

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• (845): View more from New York

  beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.

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• (805): View more from California

  Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?

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  and why are they spooning a flamingo?

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  they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.

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  okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.

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• (408): View more from California

  I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.

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