what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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