I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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